Kalpana ya Hakikat

Dosto Bade Dino Baad Ek Story
Jaisa Lamba Joke Post Kar Raha
Hun, Par Ye Mera Sabe Best And
Favourite Joke Hai Jo Ki Kuch
Kuch Reality Hai. Joke Ko Kafi Bada Dekh Ke Isko
Na Padne Ki Bhuool Na Karna,
Kyunki Mujhe Umeed Hai Ki Ye
Shayad Aap Logo Ka Bhi
Favourite Joke Ban Jaye. Aur Joke Achha Lage To Please
Comments Mein Aur Mail Ka Reply
Jarur Kare, Taki Main Bhi Jan
Saku Ki Mere Users Ki Pasand
Mere Se Milti Hai Ya Nahi ——— Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha
Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt
Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh
Karke Bola Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko
Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek
Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na” Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai
Tumhari Duvidha?” Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole:
“Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe
2 Kam Karne Honge.” Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?” Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki
Agar Tujhe Amitabh
Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To
Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek
Raat So Legi?” Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question
Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki
Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya
Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya
Aur Puch Ke Aya Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?” Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek
Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi
Amitabh Bhachan Jaise
Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka,
Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat
Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek
Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone
Ko Tyar Hun” Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar
Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek
Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath
Sone Ka Moka Mile To So
Legi” Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab
Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke
Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta
Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se
Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko
Bola Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli,
Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke
Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh
Milega To, Main Ameer Aur
Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho
Jaungi” Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha:
“Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena
Hai” Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai

santa ki confusion

Banta ki Biwi Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa
Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke
Muskurati Rahti Hai?” Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse
Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki
Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine
Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

kothey per chhapa

Kothay Par Police Ne Chapa
Mara, Tumam Logo Ko Line Me
Khara Kiya, Waha Se 1 Boorhi
(Old) Aurat Guzri, Usne Line Me 1
Larki Se PochaYaha Kya Ho Raha
Hai? Larki: Aam Bant Rahe Hain.
Boorhi B Line Me Lag Gai, Jab Us
Ka Number Aaya To Police Ne
Kaha AMMa Aap Bhi?
Boorhi : Munh Main Daant Nahi To
Kya Hua Choos To Sakti Hoon na……